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Two lightly used legs looking for new home.
No rental inquiries. Purchase to own this

Fine pair of jambs that kick above their weight.
Not marathon grade, but in decent shape.

No surgeries, sprains. Come with all ten toes.
Disproportionate though. See photos below.

What's included? Everything below the ass.
Package non-negotiable -- don't even ask.

Reason for sale: owner doesn't like the heels.
Plus a wee poker debt. But this is a steal so

Serious offers only: crypto, cash or bust.
Seller will not ship! Local pickup is a must!

Disclaimer: a gangster's got a lien on the knees.
They're fixer uppers. As is. No warranties.